SO IM PLAYING PIKACHUS WITH MY FRIENDS AND MY DAD WALKS IN ND MY COMPUTER IS ON AND HE'S LIKE "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON 4CHIN" AND IM LIKE "FUCK OFF DAD YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD YOU'RE JUST MY STEPDAD"
SO HE TACKLES ME TO THE GROUND ND MY FRIENDS LEAVE CUAZ THEY'RE SCARED AND HE'S LIKE "YOU WANT TO TELL THAT TO ME AGAIN?" ND HES SO MAD BUT THEN HE TURNS INTO THIS GIRL I LIKE FROM SCHOOL
ND I GET REALLY NERVOUS AND I START FARTING AND HOPE SHE DOESN'T NOTICE BUT IT SMELLS HORRIBLE
THEN SPAGHETTI STARTS FLOWEING FROM MY POCKETS AND FANNY PACK. I THINK REAL HARD AND SAY TO MY SELF "NOT THIS TIME" AND THE SPAGHETTI TURNS INTO MONEY. AND WE
HURR DURR AM I DEVIANTING IT RIGHT
HEY GUYS I AM SO AN OLD HOMOSEXUAL I LIEK ALL THE MEMES LIKE THE TROLL GUY AND CHRIS HANDSOME AND YEAH I LOVE SOME PC SO GUYS UI LIKE PC CAN I HAVE SOMWE PC??? U KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT CHEESE PIZZA YES PC IN B4 V& LOL SO CAN I HAVE SOME PC PLZ
SO UR WIT UR HONEY ND UR MAKIN OUT ND THE FONE RINGS
SO U GO TO PIK UP THE FONE ND THE VOICE SAYS "WUT U DOIN WIT MY DAGHTER
ND YOU TELL UR BABE ND SHE SAYS "BUT MY DAD IS DED
THEN WHO WAS FONE?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I'm guessing you must have left your dA in some unpleasant company. Or you are uncontrollably drunk. Which is preferable to the former. Also, are you doing anything later?